we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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