Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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