We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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