just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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