idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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