Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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