Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Randomize
