For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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