week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
