a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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