if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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