cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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