TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I need a beard to bite.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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