So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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