Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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