did you get engaged???
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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