Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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