Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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