My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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