Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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