I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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