Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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