I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Just cropdusted the office
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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