So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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