I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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