You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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