So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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