he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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