my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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