is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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