Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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