Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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