i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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