I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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