if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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