there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
tell me about the fingering
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