also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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