He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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