CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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