David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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