Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
my sisters under your porch take her home
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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