We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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