It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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