Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
My ATM looks so different sober.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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