going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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