I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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