at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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