I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
dude. I can hear the air.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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