Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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