She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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