awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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