The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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