speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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