My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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