i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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